tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

donchee

When you hold your hands together like your praying and poke someone right in the asshole through their pants. You have to say Donchee at the same time and they usually shit their pants immediately.

Kid standing against a wall at lunch - "I think I'm going to get doncheed today".

by McBurn April 12, 2008

Doche

A pussy that is wider than it is deep.

Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche!

by Chodey Doche July 21, 2006

Ditch

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.

"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"

by EngramAgility April 29, 2009

sex ditch

another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.

i'm gunna do her right in the sex ditch
or
I don't wanna touch your sex ditch

by courteney F November 18, 2006

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Duke and ditch

shit and leave without flushing.

It was the girl's turn to clean the bathrooms, so the guys duked and ditched in all the stalls.

by Dyztint December 4, 2003