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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010
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donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.
"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.
by lenox November 5, 2003
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

Raper of donkeys and eater of shit.
"Listen Terrance, you donkey raping shit eater!"
by Fuck Face Indian September 12, 2003
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donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive
a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!
by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008
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Donkey Barn

A place where all you find is ugly girls.
Dude my school is such a donkey barn!
by DarenLaren April 4, 2006
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Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...
by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006
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