A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted
by Fartfuckle123 October 15, 2019
Get the Dog mug.1) People who think they are tight, try really hard to be cool, etc
2) Literally can mean "tight" when not talking about people who try and be tight, also subs for "Ok, sounds good"
2) Literally can mean "tight" when not talking about people who try and be tight, also subs for "Ok, sounds good"
1) Middle class student: Who won that football game today?
Other middle class student: The dogs kids...so tight...except not.
2) Person: Hey, I got a 95% on the chem test!
Me: Dogs.
3) Person:We are hanging out tonight right?
Me: Dogs.
Other middle class student: The dogs kids...so tight...except not.
2) Person: Hey, I got a 95% on the chem test!
Me: Dogs.
3) Person:We are hanging out tonight right?
Me: Dogs.
by optimusprimexo January 30, 2010
Get the dogs mug.Totally not sexual. Honest.
To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.
To knowingly put someone under undue stress. Because you're a dog. Scumbag.
by NTTTTT April 16, 2014
Get the to dog mug.annoying animals that bark.and your neighbors complain when yours barks.then your mom yells at you when you make your dog bark
mom:dont let the dogs bark the neighbors will complain
me: **rings doorbell numerous times** ohh.sorry
me: **rings doorbell numerous times** ohh.sorry
by chillalove February 22, 2009
Get the dogs mug.by thevietone September 2, 2003
Get the dogs mug.One of the best animals in existence! Dogs are a bred-down version of the modern wolf, but there is so much more to dogs than their ancestry! Dogs really are man's (or woman's) best friend because they are pack animals, meaning they are forever loyal to whomever takes care of them, dogs can read human emotions like they're open books, and one dog kiss is enough to make even the hardest hearts break open! Dogs are healers, friends, and family, hands down!
A) Hey man, why do you have a dog?
B) What do you mean?
A) I mean dogs are just whiny, furry, stinky messes. They bark till midnight and sniff everything!
B) Maybe you need to open your mind! Dogs are the most loyal animals around! They heal the depressed, protect families, and read us like books! Dogs are amazing even if you don't think so!
B) What do you mean?
A) I mean dogs are just whiny, furry, stinky messes. They bark till midnight and sniff everything!
B) Maybe you need to open your mind! Dogs are the most loyal animals around! They heal the depressed, protect families, and read us like books! Dogs are amazing even if you don't think so!
by Truelove101 January 13, 2016
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