Dildo Baggins

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

by Black DON-o-mite May 9, 2019

dildonian

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.

Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !

by jeffbo April 6, 2009

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 7, 2005

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy

Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.

by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009

juicer dildo

A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.

I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.

by Enrico Giamondi January 23, 2007

dildomonger

One who desires the use of a dildo over a penis or other sexual stimulant.

Ghost Shell is such a dildomonger!

by mofomikeman July 26, 2008