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Ealing Common

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.
You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.
by idimego June 27, 2022
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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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The Tragedy of the Commons

It some fancy term used by hyper-intelligent retards that talks about cows, cheese, enclosure, over grassing, and shit (Like tons of shit, like holy shit cows shit a lot). But the term is an allusion to the relation of the idea that an individual Nation-State will fuck over the world to achieve it's short-term desire like a teen girl who hasn't discovered the wonders of the pill, compared to the idea of Nation-States coming together to achieve long term goals together like some basic assholes that you'ed expect political ass-hats to do.
You know what else is like The Tragedy of the Commons, Deez Nuts!
by Emerson ain't got shit on me December 4, 2017
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Chi Wah Learning Commons

a place in Hong Kong University where a bunch of dick heads occupy the seats by placing their personal stuff; in another words, it is a heaven for theft and hell for needy student.
I hope those assholes' laptops get stolen in Chi Wah Learning Commons.
by MarvellousAss September 21, 2022
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Drop a bomb in the communal

Take a dump in the communal toilet in backpacker hostels instead of your own private toilet
'Hey just heading out to drop a bomb in the communal I'll be back'
by Musicalbop June 4, 2018
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