Cakeface

A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.

"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."

by Lair May 18, 2007

cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.

This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.

by Mattus111 June 29, 2007

Caked it

Fucking something up beyond all repair

How could you drop that pass, it hit you in the hands!!! You really caked it.

by Heavy285 January 21, 2011

chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

by grant leon October 18, 2007

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

fat cake

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

by Fat kids crave the fattness January 21, 2012