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clown

A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab.
Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('
by Rock DJ July 4, 2005
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clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.
"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
by C February 24, 2004
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clowncar

1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
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emo clown

Someone who wants to play a game in the Annoying Saw 1 and 2 (Annoying Orange).
Annoying Orange: You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
Unknown creature with a clown face on TV: No, I'm not Emo.
Annoying Orange: You're an Emo clown. *laughs*
by finalname07 November 26, 2010
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clown

someone who acts like a total fool, a fucking idiot
That kid just slipped on a banana peal, what a clown!
by BFizzle December 4, 2003
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Brown Clown

Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.
Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."
by mullarchy October 14, 2011
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clown

A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.
Sick, did you see Kyra trying to wear blush today? She looks like a freakin clown.
by AztecDub June 5, 2004
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