celina and she baifren

we all know who that BAIFREN is.

His name starts with an a.

The real one for her. He is too blind to see her love!

They can text but never talk in real life!! 👦🏻

Look! Celina and she baifren ah walk this way! Act natural.

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 24, 2022

caelvin

he is a nigga

look at that caelvin hes so black

by JOEL KLASSEN January 16, 2023

Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

by Co-Dee-Vee September 15, 2010

pull a Calvin

to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse

girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...

by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009

calvin

a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!

calvin gonna get cha'

by greenfrogs January 7, 2012

Celine

An ugly person that pretends to be pretty by putting a lot of make up on. Overreacts like hell and never says sorry. Dates guys because she bribes them into it. Very immature and thinks she's smart. Naive and stupid, will beieve anything you'll make her think. Very mean and has friends that hate her and then leave her after a while. Too organized and expects everything to be perfect while she's the actual bitch.

"Oh! Is that Celine?!"
"Great! Now our day is ruined!"

by starmyshoulders February 13, 2010

Calvin

Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile

My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.

by Acoldsith November 13, 2018