friendship carrot 

When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship

did you see Sarah and Scotty have friendship carrots?

friendship carrot by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 1, 2019

limp carrot 

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

limp carrot by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020

nigga carrot 

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

nigga carrot by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

Cut Carrot by tenet June 18, 2020

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin 

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)

"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019

Mr. Carrot 

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.

Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!

Mr. Carrot by ItsCritters May 7, 2019

Carroted 

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

Carroted by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010