snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010

Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.

Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Heart Attack

A sandwhich from McDonalds that contains 2 double cheeseburgers with 2 McChicken sandwhiches in the middle. It contains roughly 1,700 calories. It costs roughly $4 to get. Some assembly is required.

Tommy and Eddie both got Heart Attacks at McDonalds.

After finishing the Heart Attacks in 4 minutes, Eddie and Tommy felt like throwing up.

by Whittaker Crest June 29, 2007

attacked by the snow leopard

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.

Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007

attack on titan

an absolute master piece of a show, it represents life as we know it and makes you feel gay with your mom lmfao

attack on titan is so ajuam

by retardedpotago February 1, 2021

Panis attack

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

rrheasthmatic attack

You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma... you've been there.

Usually happens when you:
1. Are a mad fast sprinter
2. Are overweight and take naturally massive dumps
3. A combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible
4. Oh yeah, or if you are a big pussy

Ross: Holy shit, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? She had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but hell, I don't blame her... she nearly sharted all over my fucking leg.

Timmy: You know everybody hates you, right?

by RGTimE December 28, 2008