arch dook

A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.

Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Arch Ham

Noun - An extrememly unpleasant, dishonest, stupid, or manipulative person with significant power or authority, especially over you. A more extreme version of Capital Ass.

Origin: Music industry term.

1. "The booker at that club is an Arch Ham."

2. "Man, that talent scout turned out to be a real Arch Ham."

by Alex February 26, 2005

Arch back

A flat girl who arch's her back to make herself look thiccc

"Look at that mirror pic Emilee took, she's such an arch back"

by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019

archer

v. To perjure yourself while bringing a spurious libel case and later be found out and thrown in jail. After Jeffrey Archer, who did just that.

Maybe Tony Veitch will archer himself when he tries to sue the papers who said he beat his girlfriend up.

by RichDRich April 16, 2009

Archbold

A good place for normal people to settle down. Good if you want to relax and have kids, bad if you want a lot of excitement and like big cities!

When I grow up I want to live in Archbold!

by m_m_r June 16, 2008

Archangel

A well-known hacker from the 80s-90s. Most notable for hacks on America Online and Tell-Me systems, and his book "CIA Hacker). Also authored several textfiles and whitepapers. In Dec. 1999, he was involved in thwarting a plot by Osama Bin Laden to derail Amtrack Trains which was widely reported in the media.

Known for his tagline: WOGHD
(Wrath of God Hand Deleivered)

I had a chance to meet Archangel at Defcon on Las Vegas.

by Desperado222 October 3, 2011

archeolologist

n.- one who uses very old jokes

guy 1: that guy tried to tell me a joke about a priest and a rabbi or some shit.

guy 2: bona fide archeolologist

by polX1110 December 8, 2009