Empty Belly Syndrome

A condition that happens to people who are too lazy to make themselves something to eat. This condition usually leads to a watery stool.

I've got Empty Belly Syndrome. I'm just too lazy to get out of bed.

by JoeyBomm January 30, 2024

Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

My care cup is empty

My care cup is empty if homeskillet has celery this is not a butttickler brojob it is kinda Bangladesh (i miss brozilla like a fixed squirrel misses his nuts)

Mega-blows my nuts brojob, furthermore my care cup is empty

by Gnomiga November 18, 2023

empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”

by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022

Empty the reservoir

Taking a piss/ emptying your bladder

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!

by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022

Empty pleasure

You get no true fulfillment from what you just did.

I keep fucking this bitch, but it doesn't make me happy and am just filled with empty pleasure

by spartantotal January 12, 2023

Your words are as empty as your soul

Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational

Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"

by Dresden06 January 13, 2023