Carson

A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.
by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019
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A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch
Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Heyhoehey69 November 04, 2019
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Carson is the type of guy to love you and make you feel like you're worth something. He's a great person, but can be rude sometimes. He will love you forever and he's the best kind of friend ever.
That guy is so cute! He must be a carson
by dayyvide February 05, 2023
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carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.
Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
by pussy goblin November 17, 2023
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carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.
“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
oh lol,” said tyler
by cytoblast elbert March 05, 2023
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Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!
Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..
by ponygirlalt September 09, 2020
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Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.
Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.
by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 26, 2024
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