waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Waging

Aging like fine wine

Wow, you are waging so beautifully.

by bradneo March 6, 2026

waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025

Wajingle

When someone's ass hair is so thick that any shit, specifically diarrhea, will get immediately strained and filter into pure, drinkable water. Effectively a way of saying someone has thick ass hair.

John: "I have such a bad case of Wajingle, I need to shave so bad."
Peter: "Let me help out bro."

by Diego Brando's left nut September 27, 2025

Wading It

Having a raging boner in class and dry humping the table

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM WADING IT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

by Alucinitro November 7, 2025