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volcano johnson

(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.

(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!

SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.

FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.

SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
by LoRes September 30, 2008
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volcation

The detours and delays of a regular vacation casused by volcanic ash disrupting your return flight home, or conversely the time you spend at home because you couldn't fly out.
Prague was great, but the volcation took in Germany, Switzerland and France on the drive back!
by StewieG wannabe April 20, 2010
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voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose
Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)
by PotatoPower June 12, 2011
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Icelandic volcano

Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010
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voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.
"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"
by Keael May 18, 2006
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