Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Trouser Snake

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion

Trouser Snake or relating to a male dramatic role played by a woman

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

troufer

can be used as troufer, trouf, troofing.

1. fucking retard, bitch, whore, slut, fag
2. A nanny's cunt (beef curtains)
3. to fuck non-stop.

1. shut up..u fucking troufer!
2. Have u seen Tanya's troufer?
3. Did u trouf mandy all night?
4. were u troufing next door?

by factoryOFinsults July 30, 2003

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.

"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."

by Döts~ October 24, 2009

Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)

I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.

by Slider Dave December 6, 2009

Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 22, 2010