trucker handshake

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.

1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."

by ASE June 17, 2004

orc trickery

An overused term for someone to feel they are an integral part of a conversation when in fact they are shunned.

"Didn't you just say Orc Trickery like 10 seconds ago?" "Sounds like Orc Trickery to me."

by lordsardon May 27, 2004

old school trickery

a skateboarding move that consists of any old school shit. i.e. grabbing the board and spinning it and stuff

look at that old school trickey down the 3 set

by ben August 13, 2003

Trunk tracker

A mobile radio frequency scanner made for mounting in the trunk of a vehicle.

I just purchsed a new trunk tracker. It's digital and has 1000 channels.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

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by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

Angry Trucker

This situation arises when one stakes out a truck stop looking for trucker who is negotiating to obtain services from a commercial sex worker. While the trucker is distracted, one sabotages a vital component of the truck required for ignition (such as cutting the battery cable with bolt cutters). While disabling the truck, one would continue to listen to the negotiation using any one of a wide variety of available listening devices. At the moment of monetary exchange, the saboteur reveals himself by pulling around the truck in a muscle car (preferably a 1978 trans-am with T tops for ease of entry, though any Camaro or Mustang type car will work) and shows a full tooth count, thus seducing the commercial sex worker to hop into the car and accepting fees for services in about half the amount settled upon by the truck driver. This uniformly irritates the trucker. A word of caution: do not attempt this in a prius as the saboteur may end up on the wrong side of the bargain.

In other news, the rash of angry trucker incidents in Green River continues with another case reported today...The incident today involved a trucker who remains anonymous; he said his money was stolen without services rendered, and he had to spend $89 on a new battery cable...

by potato gun marksman January 27, 2011

Trucker Pussy

A prostitute that can be found at truck stops around the nation. Has been known to be a type of "door to door saleswoman" at overnight truck stops. Usually they can easily be spotted by looking for the dirty underweight woman who is constantly scratching herself and has stained teeth from all the meth she smokes with her clients. Warning! Many have discovered trucker pussy was not as advertised! Occasionally the TP has a larger penis than the client!

If you have a semi, you can always count on trucker pussy to take care of you!

by Tujiro October 17, 2013