twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

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ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner

That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.

by Ryguy February 20, 2005

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Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 29, 2020

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la rod

fat man that play football

la rod is a boomer

by mr me 69 May 19, 2022

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The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015

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