texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".

"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"

by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015

texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative July 18, 2016

texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Texas

If you don’t know Texas by now, you automatically live under a rock.

Ya know the sayin’!

“EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!”

by i have no idea why i am here June 15, 2018

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018