Poop Tart

A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.

by ThePoopTart August 11, 2017

Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...

Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....

by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014

shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

tart burner

In golf, topping a shot down the cart path (think worm burner + cart path)... usually resulting in unearned yardage

I topped the hell out of my drive
- Yeah, but you still got decent yardage out of that tart burner

by Shankappotamus February 22, 2011

to pop tart it

to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something

I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.

by Mr. Wantto Poptart That July 10, 2010

pop tart

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.

When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006

Slop Tart

Someone who is just a complete sloppy train wreck!!!

"Wow. That girl is such a slop tart!!!"

by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009