Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019

Propeller Fart-tart

Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.

Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.

by OneBigDaddy May 21, 2022

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

Weiner Ass Tart

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N August 1, 2008

Slam-tart

A really hot chick that engages in uncharacteristically promiscuous behavior. While most hot girls require a nice dinner, compliments, and respect from guys before they sleep with them, a slam-tart doesn't want this--she just wants to bang and be degraded. Although they act like slam-pigs, they are hot; therefore, they are slam-tarts.

"Yo dudes I can't believe you got with those girls! They were so hot"

"Naw man, they were just slam-tarts. They both just wanted some dick so we banged each one, then pulled a switch-a-roo. They didn't even make us wash our dicks off."

by Hollystar April 20, 2010

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004