Seniletorial

Senatorial behavior so incredibly stupid, shocking, or outlandish that it has to be explained away as an act of dementia.

Senator Craig got caught cottaging in an airport bathroom! How Seniletorial.

by Orange Sunshine October 21, 2007

sugille

a girl with a big dream, no pants, and nowhere to take it. or to get pants or hide, naked

sugille Emily pants or no pants Jofudge.

by sugillee January 25, 2008

senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

Sunflower the Brenda

The act of inserting ones fist into the Brenda Fricker (anus) and spreading the fingers seperately, much like that of a sunflower.

Porno Moby was at home sunflowering the absolute brenda off himself.

John joe loves nothing more than to listen to Gareth Brooks and sunflower the Brenda off himself

by GillSans January 7, 2010

Sunglass eyes

1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.

Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"

by wtf69 April 6, 2010

senilehood

Senilehood encompasses psychological downfall of the elder mind. This is usually brought on by old age, however one may slip into early senile-hood as a result of traumatic and harsh beating. Usually from said elder's child.

1. We recently signed my grandmother up for assisted living, as she's already reached senilehood.

2. If I simply beat my mother into early senilehood, I can sent her to a nursing home much sooner.

by Dictionary_Boss January 19, 2014

Sunglass Slut

A person who wears their sunglasses when they are not intended to be worn.

She is such a sunglass slut if she would stop getting facials she wouldn't have to wear her sunglasses at night.

by jaymoz June 20, 2014