wtf69's definitions
1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.
Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"
by wtf69 April 6, 2010
Get the Sunglass eyesmug.