Another meaning for them in the UK is that ex prisoners have swallows tattooed on their hands or wrists to prove they have served their time, as in they have done their bird.
Man A: They let you out then
Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird
Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos
Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird
Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos
by TheDaddy May 6, 2012
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Get the Stalloned mug.This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
Get the Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow mug."I was about to get hyphy with a nigga last night, but he had a mean shallop !!"
"Old bob was about to dip his balls in a bitches mouth until she looked up an saw his shallop and left like she was never there."
"Old bob was about to dip his balls in a bitches mouth until she looked up an saw his shallop and left like she was never there."
by sdnation August 20, 2009
Get the shallop mug.When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back
Dat bitchassness Fulton Skrobarcheck gave dt big smelly bitchass alex dragt the best cock swallow ever!
by Little chicken wang January 25, 2009
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