spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

Sparky

A common dog name, usually a golden retriever or a very very ugly chihuahua.
If they die, it’s most likely by getting slammed by a car.

Oh! Look at little sparky! He’s at it again, humping the neighbors leg!

by Crackhead_ May 17, 2020

crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

by Paybacks August 19, 2003

road spanky

An alcoholic beverage 22oz or greater being consumed on or inside a moving vehicle.

Dude put your road spanky down there's a cop behind us!

by rick springfield August 29, 2008

Kevin Spaceying

Being popular, or well wanted, but using that said power for deviant sexual acts.

Guy: bro, bro, bro, I was a director of a movie and I made this 14 year old girl blow me if she wanted the part.
An intellectual: Stop Kevin Spaceying bro just hire a hooker.

by BlurryMcFlurry42 November 1, 2017

Spanky

A person, more commonly found in the Hampshire area, but sometimes escapes to London, who has a mental disorder that makes himself think and therefore act like a goat.

"Spanky, you're a goat"
"I'm not you baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bully!"
or
"Meats"(look that one up)"you're like spanky"

by Tom "Raymond" Flaherty December 7, 2004

smacky

To Smacky is to slap your cock around with the aim of creating self-pleasure, but you do it because you're angry at your penis for being gay.

1. He got a boner from watching Christian Bale undress, so he began to smacky his dick immediately.

2. "Dude, I found out I was gay last night, so I smackied my chode for hours."

by TRONICUS August 17, 2009