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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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Share a Sleepingbag

When a man inserts the head of his uncircumsised penis underneath the foreskin of another man.
Lookin to share a sleepingbag tonight?
by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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share house

A house where two or more unrelated people pay rent to live.
I lived in a share house in Paramatta for a few years but got tired of cleaning up my roommates' messes.
by Wapt August 28, 2009
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UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS

The worst implementation of a SHARE feature.
It can be found under every single definition for the word BUT it only shares the top definition!!
Obviously if there are multiple definitions in a close race for the top spot you may like one of the other definitions but no matter which SHARE THIS link you click it shares the 'winning' definition.
UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS option is the Epic Fail of Social Networking Sharing known to mankind!
by ß☼☼ߣŎ€Ð November 26, 2010
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Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
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Shoreditch Samurai

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"
by Idonothing September 23, 2015
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