Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scrotational Force

Having the steel fortitude of testicles. > The force...

Sam used the scrotational force to slap some sense into Richard's bitch ass.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

Scoitis

Scoitis is just a more bootleg scoit.
What else is there to say.

"Hey you know that kit called Agile?"
"Yeah?"
"It feels like a Scoitis, just makes fun of us not being fast enough.
plus that kit is SO ANNOYING!"

by NoobusAce December 21, 2021

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022

Scrotini

A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.

Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.

by Casewhacka42 February 20, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022