Spring

spring is a very cool man who loves SCPs <3 love him

Bro Spring is online today, he's probably talking about SCPs rn.

by Spring78 December 8, 2021

Spring-Ford Cops

The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.

Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?

by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022

cost saving

Taking some action that will stop an identified cause of cash loss.

We saved loads by microwaving the cat. Not only did we reduce our food shop bill, but we also had a hearty protein rich meal for free!

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online

"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"

by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

notch sawing

The act of a bull dyke and a male to female transsexual scissoring is notch sawing.

Mrs. Garrison and Tammy were notch sawing scissoring all night long.

by MackJr November 20, 2016