The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.

Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.

by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011

Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

by Derek August 31, 2004

swipe

to take a persons virginity

"he definitely swiped her v card last night"

"was that the guy who swiped you?"

"i got swiped on a bathroom floor when i was 13"

"oh shit ho! you just got swiped"

by Monica Lewinsky III April 17, 2007

Swippers

The use of swiffer pads on your feet to clean a floor

Dude you are soo lazy ,you looked like tonya Harding cleaning that stuff off the kitchen floor with your swippers

by Fukkstikk August 5, 2013

Senior Swipe

A perfect ID swipe by a Senior in high school. Obviously because the student has been swiping it for 4 years.

My senior swipe was so smooth today

by Horaciow14 June 9, 2009

swiped her VCard

n. devirginize, deflower.

"What happened between the two of them?"

"Oh, he swiped her VCard and quit it."

by mathematicious June 16, 2009

swipe

Enviously large penis

Kyle?? He's gotta good lookin' Johnson. Yeah, and talk about hangtime,man..he got hella swipe!

by Not Mary June 7, 2018