smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 18, 2010

smegtard

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard

Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!

by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010

Smegsanchez

the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.

"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!

by Samray185 March 8, 2007

smegwards

A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.

Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi

by h10g_ October 18, 2018

smegmatic

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.

The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

Smegmash

The word used to describe something you can't Describe.

That's smegmash!

by John fukup December 5, 2010