Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

Shippensburg

A small state college in central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.

"Sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"

(NOTE: Child abuse is no laughing matter. If you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)

by T. Rizzle July 27, 2008

Aladdin's slippers

Breasts so pert the nipples point upwards like the way aladdin's slippers always appear to be curled upwards.

Those are some fine aladdin's slippers on that bitch's chest

by Robotnik in disguise April 16, 2009

Mr.Slippery Fist

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.

Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

by Argonak April 11, 2008

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

Slipper

Normally slipper is used by the meaning of the footwear slipper. But it can also relate to "being a slipper", which means to obey almost everything you're asked to do. By other words you're extremely dutiful if you're a slipper.

"Robert is my slipper since he does everything I tell him to do."

"Oh, stop it! You don't have to be my slipper all the time! I can do my dishes on my own."

by Lingua August 7, 2006

Silver Slipper

A poop that slips out of your butt when you lose consciousness at the bar.

I was hanging out with this cool chick at the bar and next thing I know she goes limp and something smells foul. She had a silver slipper. Gross! I nailed her anyhow but made her shower first.

by MontanaStankAss December 12, 2012