sleepaway camp

a place where (mostly) privileged kids go to escape from their annoying parents. they basically go crazy, hide from/purposely disrespect annoying counselors, hook up, and skip the activities that their parents are actually paying for them to be at all summer. throughout the summer, about 20 campers and 4 counselors are forced to live in a confined, un-air conditioned, dirty bunk with only 2 showers, 2 sinks, and 2 toilets (that clog extremely easily). the bunkmates are usually extremely close best friends, or atl east people who attempt to semi tollerate each other's shit for 2 months. if the camp is religious, usually none of the kids/teens take part in services...besides to socialize with the boys. the counselors get drunk and hook up on their nights away from their campers, but tell them they just "go out for pizza" or "do laundry"... yeah, OKAYYY.

Rachel: Where did you first hook up?
Hannah: Sleepaway camp ...duh!

Olivia: Do you wanna go to any actual activities today?
Samantha: Obviously not... this is sleepaway camp!

by 5444444eva September 5, 2011

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

Sleep-Dick

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.

"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."

by 0bi January 20, 2009

Sleep Deprivation Intoxication

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.

Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.

by bloomsummer10 July 9, 2011

Feign Sleep

When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.

Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?

Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.

by theblackness June 9, 2010

semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them

"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"

by hookem1961 June 18, 2014

inch of sleep

To "get an inch of sleep" refers to, plainly, getting a little bit of sleep. The term was made popular by the ever-enlightening, world renowned scientologist, Jacqui.

"Guys, shut the hell up, I can't get an inch of sleep with you people screaming!"

*fart noise*

*next morning*

"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"

by c.ingach January 30, 2006