Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

A Pokémon game that is coming out/is out if your reading this when it came out. The starters are:

Quaxly, Sprigatitio and Fucoco.

I cant wait for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!

What starter Pokémon will you choose for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet?

by kimifish April 26, 2022

Pokemon Sex

Having sex while screaming out names of Pokemons, as characters from the show would do.

Karen and Dan were having Pokemon sex.

Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

by Poke SEX November 13, 2009

Pokemon Universe Development Team

A highly intelligent and dedicated team of developers, writers, artists, and musicians who are working on the highly anticipated MMORPG, Pokemon Universe.

John: Who's making the Pokemon Universe MMO?
Bill: The Pokemon Universe Development Team, duh!

by weirddemon August 22, 2010

Pokémon sun and moon

A shitshow where lusamine tries to kill you

Pokémon sun and moon Aaaaaa

by Alleg69 February 26, 2021

Pokemon AIDS

Also known as Poke-AIDS. A sinister computer virus that infects pokemon gameboy games when certain cheats are used. In the red, blue, and yellow versions, infection is caused by capturing a pokemon over lv 100, capturing misingnode, and possibly encountering misingnode at all. In gold, silver, and crystal versions, infection is caused by cloning pokemon in the PC by switching their locations to another box and then turning off the game before it is saved. The virus spends a long time after it activates where it just sits in your game, doing nothing, but if you link with someone their game gets it. Eventually it destroys ALL data it the game.

Just one case of Pokemon AIDS can spread to infect hundreds of games before anyone notices anything.

by Ebola&Bob January 24, 2008

Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016