Barrack Husein Osama

The first black president who was elected during the November 2008 election in USA.

"How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"

by hekifier March 28, 2009

Osama Bin Laden

Leader of al-Qaeda. The mastermind behind 9/11.

He is dead.

Osama Bin Laden was killed on May 1st, 2011.

by Snorlaxxx68 May 24, 2011

Osama Bin Pwnd

Formerly Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda whack job; demoted when American karma wedged it's foot so far up his rear his head exploded; also used as a verb to say that osama has in fact been pwnd

1. After the CIA finally got onto him, bin laden has just become osama bin pwnd.
2. Dude I heard osama bin pwnd. USA!

by Bleedsredwhite&blue May 24, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

The embodiment of Jesus or Allah Himself, All pray for Osama, the leader of ISIS and Al Qaeda, Bless him and his sexy beard, he is also my best friend

BISMILAHIRAHMANIRAHIM, ALLAHUAKBAR, ALHAMDALILA, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALLAH

by Juan Cleaner October 13, 2016

osama

A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives in a cave somewhere in the middle east. Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.

1st Arab: "Osama how do you like living in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".

by takethathill August 19, 2006

osma

an hispanic last name

Don't confuse Osma with Osama Bin Laden.

by leo osma February 23, 2005

Osama Bin Laden

The maneuver requires both super-glue and an unshaven hippy-chick (the dirtier the better). The man pours the glue all over his face and the performs cunnilingus until the glue dries. If done correctly, the pubic hair will rip off and stick to the guys face, creating a long curly beard like that of Osama bin Laden. A turban may also be added for effect

After performing an Osama bin Laden, I was detained by Homeland Security and sent to Gitmo.

by Zap Rowsdowerrrrr January 8, 2009