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mertler

Mertler is a choings salesman.
The Mertler of Choings. You know him, right? The mysterious, the allusive... Every man knows him. Mostly asian men need him.
by peachpotato December 19, 2024
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Murt

one who Murts
"Bro I just murt"
by MurtLover69 January 21, 2025
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mertgasm

Whenever you or one has to masturbate when/after talking to anyone named Mert
I was just talking to my childhood friend Mert and I had to hit a quick mertgasm
by smartwordman22363 July 31, 2025
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mauerton

i just pulled a mauerton last night was awesome
by myuntknier September 21, 2025
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Mert

Mert meant stable it meant loving and someone who doesn't lie so mert means trustworthy.
Mert is not actually in love with me.
And he lies all the time he is not a mert
by Your chipmunk <3 December 23, 2025
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Grimshaw Murtagh

This word is used when circumstances become seriously dire.
"My granny died last week" saids Chipper
"Thats grimshaw murtagh mate, sorry to hear about that" says Steve
by Monion January 27, 2011
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david mertz

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.
by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018
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