mertler

Mertler is a choings salesman.

The Mertler of Choings. You know him, right? The mysterious, the allusive... Every man knows him. Mostly asian men need him.

by peachpotato December 19, 2024

Murt

one who Murts

"Bro I just murt"

by MurtLover69 January 21, 2025

mertgasm

Whenever you or one has to masturbate when/after talking to anyone named Mert

I was just talking to my childhood friend Mert and I had to hit a quick mertgasm

by smartwordman22363 July 31, 2025

mauerton

the action of waffle stomping infront of henry

i just pulled a mauerton last night was awesome

by myuntknier September 21, 2025

Mert

Mert meant stable it meant loving and someone who doesn't lie so mert means trustworthy.

Mert is not actually in love with me.
And he lies all the time he is not a mert

by Your chipmunk <3 December 23, 2025

Grimshaw Murtagh

This word is used when circumstances become seriously dire.

"My granny died last week" saids Chipper
"Thats grimshaw murtagh mate, sorry to hear about that" says Steve

by Monion January 27, 2011

david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018