A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.
On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Pony 1: HOLY SHIT! JAVELIN GLITCH! Scar stopping power danger close faggot knifers who pitch tents in our spawn and fuck their dogs at the same time!!!!!!!
Pony 2: I know right?
Pony 3: how do you aim and or shoot?
Pony 4: only reason I'm here is to say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Pony 2: I know right?
Pony 3: how do you aim and or shoot?
Pony 4: only reason I'm here is to say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
by .....Unknown..... December 10, 2009
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Essentially a 12 year-old faggot's idea of a good game; was conceived when Infinity Ward saw the massive success of the first Modern Warfare, then watered it down with simpler game-play, stripped all PC support, alienating it's most loyal community, and adding so many new noob friendly perks that playing it almost requires sucking, since it's so easy to spray, spam, and quick-scope that it completely defeats the purpose of playing the game. One could effectively pull the trigger on their controller once every ten seconds and end up with an amazing score.
Douche-bag: Hey guys, let's play Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox LIVE tonight!
Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.
Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!
Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.
Intelligent person: Fuck Modern Warfare 2, and fuck playing first-person shooters on anything but a PC.
Douche-bag: Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, dude, and Xbox is the best!
Intelligent person: Modern Warfare 2 is to Call of Duty what Dynasty was for KISS. A shitty sellout.
by Blank the XIth January 2, 2011
Get the Modern Warfare 2 mug.A new prototype training program for U.S. Navy SEAL and Army Rangers.
Made in 2009 by Infinity Ward (C) a well known weapons manufacturing company.
This program puts trainees into a virtual reality combat zone.
Trainees learn advanced tactics, such as take down, and kid napping.
There is a wide variety in weapons.
From the AK-47 to the AA-12.
It was designed to give trainees the feeling of combat, without having to put them through combat or war games.
Made in 2009 by Infinity Ward (C) a well known weapons manufacturing company.
This program puts trainees into a virtual reality combat zone.
Trainees learn advanced tactics, such as take down, and kid napping.
There is a wide variety in weapons.
From the AK-47 to the AA-12.
It was designed to give trainees the feeling of combat, without having to put them through combat or war games.
Some Modern Warfare 2 "missions" include assaulting a Soviet air base, assaulting a Soviet Oil Rig, and Sub Base, also battles in Afghanistan, and Brazil.
by that_guy_with_candy January 8, 2010
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People who do not like this game :
A. Play on the XBOX 360 which is filled with camping little kids who yell their heads off
B. Take the game too seriously and get super pissed off when they lose their killstreak
C. Were expecting a godly game and got something that was good overall
D. Are noobs themselves and blame other people for sucking at the game
E. People that stupidly assume kids do not know anything and think that kids will all of a sudden join the army just from playing this game
F. People that think the game is too "mainstream" and troll because everyone has it
G. People that fail to realize that people like campers and noob toobers (or whatever cheap weapon ) appear in every game you play
People who do not like this game :
A. Play on the XBOX 360 which is filled with camping little kids who yell their heads off
B. Take the game too seriously and get super pissed off when they lose their killstreak
C. Were expecting a godly game and got something that was good overall
D. Are noobs themselves and blame other people for sucking at the game
E. People that stupidly assume kids do not know anything and think that kids will all of a sudden join the army just from playing this game
F. People that think the game is too "mainstream" and troll because everyone has it
G. People that fail to realize that people like campers and noob toobers (or whatever cheap weapon ) appear in every game you play
Hey lets go play Modern Warfare 2, supposedly it has campers and little kids and noob tubers every game. Starts playing : WELL I DON'T HEAR ANY LITTLE KIDS, I ONLY SEE ONE NOOBTOOBER WHO SUCKS AT AIMING, OH NO I GOT SHOT BY A CAMPER ONCE BUT CAMPERS ARE IN EVERY GAME.
by mikez4087 November 8, 2010
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Joe: So, Fred, did you go to the "modern day school dance" Saturday?
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!
by Joshua C. K. December 9, 2008
Get the Modern day school dance mug.A modern day warrior is a man or woman who does things that involves very little to no danger while considering themselves to be courageous while doing so.
She says I have no balls to talk to her. She's a modern day warrior that never faced a real danger in her life.
by MisterMaximvs October 14, 2019
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