Miami

miami is rich people breeding ground. rich people have their kids and let them run around the city doing drugs and spending money like it’s grown on the palm trees. there’s pinecrest/coral gables/ coconut grove rich kids who go to day schools like gulliver, ransom, st Brendan, columbus (all boys) shit like that. there’s beach kids who went to north beach or south pointe and then nautilus and then beach (obvi) they go to places like lincoln road and their huge yachts shi like that. then there’s pussy ass key rats who do nothing but go to sir pizzas and say the word gay. all the girls drool over max g until the poor kid whent to boarding school rip dude. and the guys masturbate to isa oti and Laursaccos Instagram pictures. That’s pretty much it. If ur poor (w some exceptions) and or ugly Miami is hell

girl 1: omg check snap map. alejos at Lincoln road
Girl2: omg out of all the places in Miami

by lilbabycloutgirl February 28, 2019

a Miami

When someone says that there going to be at a location and never shows up or calls. This action is routinely done by young men and women from the Miami, Ft lauerdale location.

Adrian said he coming to dinner, but didn't. He did a Miami.

Did Adrian show up for the party?? Nah, he did a Miami.

by Adrain sister October 21, 2010

South Miami middle school

South Miami middle is full of lil farts and Lil lexys who like to eat crayons and like to catch butterflies. You will most likely be eating mush in lunch .

South Miami middle school will always be a lil fart.

by Lil Fart101 February 24, 2019

The Miami Sandwich

The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!

Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?

by the super penis man April 8, 2022

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.

1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!

by Emperor_Ownage July 24, 2009

Miniminter Syndrome

Mostly diagnosed in the UK, Miniminter syndrome Or Ksis friend syndrome is known as Constantly relying on someone to carry you through life. Wether it would be living in some ones house Or becoming rich and famous because of your friends Or family, constantly relying on someone for your help is known as Miniminter syndrome(MS) . MS is usually common in tall skinny men from the UK who like to dye their hair

Person 1: Did you know Tom is still living with his parents, he hasnt even tried to find a job Or a New place to live at.
Person 2: I know, he probably has miniminter syndrome

by Fatloser54 May 8, 2021

Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011