Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

Mittler

Another name for former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.

I'm so glad Mittler didn't win this election. He would've run this nation into the ground!

by 88B8BB88BB8BB8 November 10, 2012

meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)

gis a look at yer meat mitten

by Kirst December 24, 2003

mittpicker

a person who spouts specious, inane and trivial trivial political rhetoric.

a mitwit who repeats the "party line" regardless or whether or not it has any bearing, meaning, logic or value.

That guy's just another mittpicker, incapable of putting together a logical cogent thought!

by ilookmarvlus July 27, 2012

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."

by VGBaby July 19, 2012