Meal

I simplified, sometimes more kind way of saying to eat a girl out. Reffering to eating meals, she is your meal.

"You're going to be my meal later on"
"You're bestfriend is allowed to be your meal"
"Meal for you tonight bro?"

by Crosby Kid February 17, 2015

happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

by Matt February 23, 2005

meal on wheels

To fart in one's vehicle preferably a truck or compact car, then proceeding to turn the heat to max. The victim will have no choice but to eat your fart.

While riding in Blake's truck Nate was suprised attacked with a meal on wheels and vomited all over the interior of the vehicle.

by Odoyle Rule March 24, 2008

Clown Meal

A meal consisting of a #2(aka two cheeseburger meal), a six peice McNugget, and an Apple Pie from McDonalds. Upon eating the #2 and nuggets, the apple pie is carried to the site of the clowning, and ceremoniously spiked onto the ground.

Oh fuck. That bitch was so nasty, I worked up a hunger for a Clown Meal!

by Lyn Dawg May 18, 2006

meal miscarriage

The termination of a recent meal through a normal bodily function that can be caused by either vomiting or urgent and sometimes violent diarrhea. It can include any meal of the day as breakfast miscarriage, lunch miscarriage or dinner miscarriage, but is, in general, a meal miscarriage. It usually occurs anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes after a meal and is either the result of a flu bug or the result of the body attempting to protect itself from a bad bacteria or food poisoning in the stomach or intestinal tract.

John: Did you see Bill running for the bathroom after eating that rare steak?

Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!

by chezo October 20, 2009

measium

An intermediate level of difficulty between "easy" and "medium." Not quite as easy as "easy" but a little easier than "medium."

Most easy Sudoku puzzles are no challenge at all and do not provide me with adequate entertainment. Yet medium Sudokus are often too difficult to be fun and cause me to feel frustration and/or rage. There should be such thing as "measium" Sudokus - they would be perfect for my skill level.

by Susie Lightning August 29, 2012

spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003