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Mary Poppins Syndrome

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen, along with fraternal twin sister Ashley Olsen, began as a child star and grew to become a marketing tycoon of products aimed at pre-teen girls such as clothes, books, dolls, and fragrances. In 2001 she suffered from anorexia at and checked into treatment. She is, however, still hailed by many online anorexic communities as an idol and "thinspiration".

Birthdate: June 13, 1986
Best known for: playing Michelle Tanner of Full House
Other shows: Two of a Kind, So Little Time
Other: have recorded an album and made several small-budget movies for children and tweens
Though many stars are currently jumping on the "thin is in" bandwagon, Mary-Kate Olsen is one of the few who has admitted to an eating disorder.
by Nicole1921 September 5, 2008
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Mary Hinge

Mary Hinge is a Spoonerism (or very nearly) for Hairy Minge.
A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!
by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010
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Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time

Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.
Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time was Kenny's new hobbie.
by Jeff Ansell April 1, 2008
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mary charlotte

Mary Charlotte is wonderful she the the only Mary Charlotte I will love. She is amazing in every way she is the best in the world. She is hot, she the one u will always love. When she walks in to a room you are on she makes u have the biggest smile on your face. I love to be around her bc she make me feel comfortable. I just want to snuggle up with her 24/7. I love you Mary Charlotte.
She will always be the best Mary Charlotte u could every have.
by Freaky freeman May 20, 2017
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Mary Edith

A term originating in southern Texas, a Mary Edith is a shot or pull of whiskey. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is commonly heard on college campuses throughout Texas. When asked why a shot or pull of whiskey was called a Mary Edith, the most common response was "because it's like a slap to the face".
Let's all take a Mary Edith!

Last night we took one too many Mary Ediths.
by Stephanie Blanche August 9, 2012
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Mary Jane Kelly

(1863?-November 9, 1888) The fifth and final recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Also known as "Fair Emma", "Ginger", and "Black Mary".
Compared with the four previous victims, Mary's origins are obscure, most of what we know about her comes from Joe Barnett, her boyfriend of 18 months and much of it could be embellished.

Mary was born in Limerick, Ireland, raised in Wales, and came to London in 1884 as a prostitute after she was widowed around 1882.

Mary worked at first in a high-class West End brothel and was even invited by a wealthy client to France, but she disliked the experience and soon returned to London.

Somehow, Mary ended up on the grim streets of the East End. In 1888, she and Joe Barnett had landed at 13 Miller's Court, on Dorset Street. Mary regularly let her homeless friends spend the night, despite Joe's protests. By November, Joe had lost his job as a dock worker and rent was 3 weeks overdue; they separated after a spat, but reconciled just hours before she was murdered.
In the realm of Jack the Ripper, Mary Jane Kelly is an enigma within a mystery and finding her true origins has become a quest.

Mary was young and was said to be pretty, although no photo exists of her in life. She was five-foot-seven, tall and buxom with blue eyes and flowing hair, usually going without a hat. Strangely, we don't know her hair color and her aliases are difficult to decipher.
"Black Mary" could well refer to her temper; Mary was violent when drunk but was otherwise quiet.

Mary's last night saw her singing "A Violet From Mother's Grave" before going out and returning home with a client.
Her landlord and his assistant found her later that morning at 10:45 AM.
Her body lay hideously mutilated on her bed; she was nearly beheaded, her face hacked beyond recognition, her breasts removed, her thighs flayed to the bone, her abdomen opened from groin to sternum and emptied, the organs scattered around her.
by Lorelili October 7, 2012
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