Being a bald loser is more than being bald.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 02, 2021
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights
by eforce222 May 20, 2019
Losing really bad in Kahoot! that you come in last place. A Kah-loser is basically the worst Kahoot! player in the game.
Jaque: "Yo man did you see Solomon? He's a total Kah-loser!"
Joel: :"Yeah, he was a total Kah-loser."
Joel: :"Yeah, he was a total Kah-loser."
by TotallyNotGettingDemonetized November 13, 2018
Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.
A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.
Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.
A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.
Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.
Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.
A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.
Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”
2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
by wordexperienced January 16, 2019
adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.
by MC Clap Yo Handz September 13, 2010