Being a bald loser is more than being bald.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021
Get the Bald Losermug. by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Get the loser cruisermug. Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.
by mhmyeahright July 29, 2011
Get the Group Losermug. 
by thuglife_187 January 9, 2017
Get the Sore Losermug. The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.
A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.
They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.
Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"
The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.
They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.
Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"
The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
Get the Loser in-lawmug. "Mike thinks we don't talk to him cause' he's intimidating. It's actually because he's a loser that we avoid him. What an arrogant loser!"
by happyslut March 6, 2019
Get the arrogant losermug.