janky

a derogatory term towards brown people or muslims that indirectly calls them terrorists

that brown bitch over there is a real janky

by elephant96 March 9, 2022

Dirty Janey

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

by Hbhgg September 27, 2019

janky

adj. A combo of stanky and junky meaning un favorable.

Ewww you should clean your room, its so janky!

by olivia February 29, 2004

Jonkey

someone that is tow-up from the flo up

Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!

by Alyssa and Tiffany July 24, 2006

blanket janker

of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.

Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.

by katiekat10 October 9, 2008

janky

jacked up stanky. made up by JV from the doghouse on 94.9

that pinto look janky

by victor April 2, 2005

janky

wrong; undesirable; not wanted; unacceptable.

a*****89: the narrative that i turned in and if i may say so myself i thought it was quite nice and i know it was accurate
j***la SH0UT: haha yeah
j***la SH0UT: that's janky
a*****89: janky?

"Damn that teacher gave me a 24 outta 100. that's janky"

by millerisaslut January 5, 2005