Jood

Abbreviation for Jumper/Snood. A fashionable, alternative way to wear a jumper/pullover/sweatshirt as a scarf. Commonly worn by London hipsters.

"Dude, you look 'balls what is that?"
"Totes Tarquin, it's a Jood"

by BMDN November 17, 2013

joohova

A stupid bastard who doesn't celebrate holidays cuz they are cheap fucking bastards

Look at the joohova over there stingy bitch.

by Bailey December 20, 2004

Joopa

noun:
1. The essence of annoyingness.

2. A person who is the essence of annoyingness.

Let's get out of here. Daniel is headed this way; he's such a joopa.
OR
Carrot Top is full of joopa. In fact he might be jooptastic.

by R Kane July 24, 2008

joompa

an alternate name for "jumper", as used in the beatles song I am the Walrus

"Oompa oompa stick it up your joompa" (I am the Walrus)
"That's a wicked joompa you got there, where'd you buy it from?"

by ooookenny! June 26, 2007

Joocano

A drink that is made of vinegar, baking soda, and Manischewitz (kosher wine). It name is derived from its religious and explosive nature. Also, it must be drunk out of a plaster-of-paris volcano made by a child under the age of 10.

AJ and Michael drank Joocanos at their cousins Bar Mitzvah.

by MDK85 December 24, 2007

joofus

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

by Mrs. S February 23, 2008

Jootch

Old school slang for a jackass, usually someone who thinks they are entilted more than everyone else in existence.

I ordered two pizzas since you bitch about eating the toppings I like. Then you eat all mine instead of yours - you're such a jootch!

by Dingo Babies May 11, 2010