instalock

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit

Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020

insane in the membrane

Something that is beyond normal amount of crazy; from the Cypress Hill song "Insane in the Brain"

Man 1: I'm getting my spine pierced later.
Man 2: That's insane in the membrane!

by thegestalt September 19, 2005

instant get

An expression to show how much you would like to get something.

Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!

by sjkn January 2, 2010

instant replay chick

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.

by DaJameson January 16, 2011

instafooled

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.

Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!

by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

instaholic

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7

That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.

by malima August 19, 2014