Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

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Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

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The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

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charles the hammer

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.

he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.

by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011

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looks up Google Hammer

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"

by TribalH March 20, 2016

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