Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.

“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Hoister

When you are an individual who Hoists often when running marathons.

“Man everytime I see this guy Jim at the marathon he’s always trying to hoist the sail. This guy is such a Hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Heintzelman

A deadbeat in their 50s who still live off their parents.

That heintzelman is a drain on society.

by Notheintzelman September 9, 2025

Heintzelman

A hermaphrodite that lives life pretending to be a man.

Mike is a real heintzelman knowingly having a vagina.

by Notheintzelman September 10, 2025

hoink

horse pig

chill guy if horse head with pig body

not very chill guy if horse body pig head

hoink multiple times to summon

you got one beautiful hoink right there

by mommy milker 42069 September 25, 2025

Hint

Fuck you Bernie you are ONLY trying to get me to take hint because I said I would. I don't have to take a hint. Stop fucking hinting at me. YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE HELL. In explicit terms. There is not credible doubt. The people doing it all have a conflict of interest. It had nothing to do with democracy. Future threats don't = jail and you need to tell these fucks that and you need to tell me what I need to know in in explicit terms. I'm not doing it. It isn't cute. You are trying to use an echo chamber to punish crime you haven't prosecuted.

Hym "The is no hint for me to take. I'm not yelling them steal my fucking mind. You shouldn't have empowered your YouTube propagandists to do this. You can't vote me out of existence you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

by Nateils November 3, 2025