96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 08, 2016

Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

by Haswahhhhhhhh February 21, 2016

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.

"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin

by MrFatboy343 May 24, 2018

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017

handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021