That slimy, often smelly, nastiness that you find in the oddest of places. ie- the drain of your shower, in your hair after jumping into a stagnant pond, off your truck after a day of mudding in a cow pasture, in the bottom of the fridge catch pan, under the sink that's been leaking for years without your knowledge, on the bottom of your work boot, in your hair or on your clothes after a long drunken night of partying, in your car cup holder.
It's hard to clean and/or get rid of. It's often of very thick consistancy and can stain anything it touches. Beware of Scwoogie Goo as no one can accurately describe it's contents and it can be very harmful to your health if swallowed or otherwise ingested.
It's hard to clean and/or get rid of. It's often of very thick consistancy and can stain anything it touches. Beware of Scwoogie Goo as no one can accurately describe it's contents and it can be very harmful to your health if swallowed or otherwise ingested.
Dude what is that on your hand? Gross! It's Schwoogie Goo!
That girl that went skinny dipping with us last night had a bad case of Schwoogie Goo hair this morning.
That girl that went skinny dipping with us last night had a bad case of Schwoogie Goo hair this morning.
by Full of Shhhhhh...it June 4, 2010

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

by Keironnironron May 30, 2019

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

Something commonly said when partaking in a pleasurable experience or expressing something you like. Alternatively can also be used as "dat goo"
"Damn dis goo" or "damn dat goo". "You seen that movie dog???" "Yeah man dat goo" "Yeah man you right dis goo forreal" "You sure man? You sure it dat goo" "100 percent man. Dat. Goo."
by datgooman November 5, 2019

by Jewish Down syndrome December 13, 2016
