A poo that is so hefty and enormous that instead of taking just one flush to go down, it takes thirteen. Often beige in colour and may resemble a corn-on-the-cob in size and shape. Generally caused by being vegetarian.
Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?
Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.
Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.
by Jizzletits December 10, 2010
Get the 13-Flusher mug.The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.
" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."
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I shouldn't have eaten all those taco bowls. I'll have to do a Trump flush after I take this Bolsonaro.
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Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
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