Felcher

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

by Harry Mason March 4, 2007

featherhead

a term for a Native American Indian, who are often depicted in history as wearing feathers on their heads and headdresses.

Person 1: "So I was laughing at this drunk indian."
Person 2: "Wait, were they a featherhead or a dothead?"
Person 1:"A featherhead."

by SeriouslyYourMomIsSoHot September 8, 2011

Feltcher

One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.

"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"

by noone important February 4, 2003

felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

feathersword

An homosexual with a "smooth" sexual technique.

Feather: Soft and fluffy.
Sword: Penis

That Mr Wiggle gave me a smooth butt-fuck last night. He is a real feathersword.

by der Alte Fritz September 11, 2006

poonani feather

A feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation.

Ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.

by MEGAN-MURDER June 22, 2006

Bull feathers

"Bull feathers" is an interjection used to express disbelief. The concept is similar to "preposterous," which suggests that such an undeniable contradiction exists in the assertion being challenged that it cannot possibly be believed. In this case, the contradiction is clear: there is quite obviously no such thing as a bull with feathers.

Douchebag: You know, I got with this really hot chick last night and I'm totally not gay.
Critic: Bull feathers!

by Jaxson 5 May 9, 2009