faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

facesheep

People on facebook who agree with and keep re-posting fake news stories.

Look at all the facesheep on facebook reposting all that rubbish, can't anyone think for themselves or check facts anymore?

by tgilibrarian May 23, 2017

faceshoes

The “other end” asshat

Mikey: Jimmy’s acting like so much of an asshat I do not know what to call him
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?

by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020

facehole

What is left after you have been punched in the face.
The hole in your face once you've been smashed.

"Jaime punched me in the face, now all that I have left is a facehole."

by DGZDomino November 8, 2008

Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

facespacing

talking to the same person on both facebook and myspace at the same time.

friend (on myspace): "hey how are you?"

you (also on myspace): "good just on the computer."

then you switch over to facebook to check on things...

same friend (now on facebook): "hey, long time no talk. jk"

you (on facebook): "ha, i know. i do facespacing constantly."

and then you continue talking on both sites.

by kayla44 October 17, 2008